Upon my stopping at a kiosk

[mckenzee]

"There must be some way to clean a cell phone..."
"When mine gets groddy, I just trade it in for a new one."
"That's not very environmentally conscious, now is it?"
"Oh, I don't believe in that stuff."

"What... stuff?"
"You know, all that environment stuff."

"What, exactly, do you mean when you say environment?"
"You know, like, trees and stuff. I just don't believe it."

"You don't believe in trees?"

"No... wait... you're just confusing me now!"


EDIT: OK, sorry, but this is fiction. Convincing?