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Jul. 11th, 2004 12:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mckenzeeI was sitting at the bar when my pocket started to buzz. The pulse pattern let me know that it was my doorbell. I pulled out my phone and hit video. A nicely dressed young man with Sudanese facial scars was on my doorstep.
“Hello?”
“Hello, I am Dr. Okite of Egypt. This visit may....”
I quickly thumbed the AFK key, triggering my away message.
“I am not available at the moment. Please leave your contact information and I will get back to you as soon as possible.”
“OK, I am D-R dot O-K-I-T-E 79 at Yahoo dot com. This visit may come to you as a surprise but is borne out of my genuine need for urgent assistance. I have a matter of financial interest for you! Increase your Penial Girth! MONEY! SEX! VIDEOS!”
*beep*
I pocketed the phone and turned back to my beer.
“Hello?”
“Hello, I am Dr. Okite of Egypt. This visit may....”
I quickly thumbed the AFK key, triggering my away message.
“I am not available at the moment. Please leave your contact information and I will get back to you as soon as possible.”
“OK, I am D-R dot O-K-I-T-E 79 at Yahoo dot com. This visit may come to you as a surprise but is borne out of my genuine need for urgent assistance. I have a matter of financial interest for you! Increase your Penial Girth! MONEY! SEX! VIDEOS!”
*beep*
I pocketed the phone and turned back to my beer.