My morning thus far: My morning thus far:

Two loads of dishes washed, banana-chocolate chip waffles, less pain in my neck, very bad kittens.

Daydreaming about American Sectarianism:

1. Registered Republicans should not be allowed to divorce, have abortions, or learn any language other than English.
   
2. Registered Democrats should not be allowed to own a gun, drive an SUV, or eat meat.
   
3. Libertarians should only register as Libertarian if they can spell and define Libertarianism, Consequentialism and Objectivism.
   
4. Independents should only register as Independents if they have a high school diploma or G.E.D. and have passed the Naturalization Citizenship Test.
   
5. To be registered to vote, you must pick one of the above. For the purposes of this game, third parties are independents.
   

I'm not sure why June's issue is already online, but here it is...

You can snag a PDF of the full magazine.