I'm sorry if this is not news to you.

Sometimes a cover song comes along that greatly surpasses the original.

When I was living in Paris, in the first damp basement apartment, on The Street of the Bridge of the Cabbages, MTV Europe was constantly playing Britney Spears’ Toxic. I was very sick that week.

Last weekend, while driving from Florida to North Carolina, somewhere in Georgia or South Carolina, I have no idea where, I heard Local H’s version.

Please save, it is a free download from their site.

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I had a dream that Brokeback Mountain was being protested and the counter-demonstrator was a Cher impersonator wearing an indian outfit and carrying a sign that said “I WANT A PONY”.

I hope this dream comes true.